I just took a shit I'm quite proud of. Not because of the size of the log (which is the normal source of poo pride), but the noxious fumes this gave off.
Occasionally, I have turds that are so potent that it's like I'm dropping pellets of pure Zyclon-B. You know when these are immanent when you have those farts where you out-gass just a tiny little poot and the entire room becomes uninhabitable. I love basking in the stench. My own poo smells lovely.
since it was a public restroom, I did a courtesy flush, but even so the place became a superfund site.
I still don't know what I ate. Yesterday I had a burrito and some sushi. I'm thinking it was the burrito.
Occasionally, I have turds that are so potent that it's like I'm dropping pellets of pure Zyclon-B. You know when these are immanent when you have those farts where you out-gass just a tiny little poot and the entire room becomes uninhabitable. I love basking in the stench. My own poo smells lovely.
since it was a public restroom, I did a courtesy flush, but even so the place became a superfund site.
I still don't know what I ate. Yesterday I had a burrito and some sushi. I'm thinking it was the burrito.
