I wish I was Jewish

I think I need to be genetically Jewish. I don't think converting will instantly make me smarter, funnier, richer and more successful.
 
Do you feel oppressed or can you bring yourself to guilt other people by reminding them how oppressed you've been before?
 
Someone made a thread a while back about wishing they were black so they could have no acne, be an instant badass, and have a big penis

But I can't remember who it was
 
AJ is a jew?

I didnt think he could be jewish with how he fucked up his financial situation
 
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