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Haaaaalp, Whoop: Need advice

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Rancher Dan
06-15-2011, 11:15 PM
Ok. BF and I have been together for three years. Lots of ups, lots of downs, but I'm happier than ****.

Is there some magic gay relationship law that says at the three year mark people are supposed to be coming out of the ****ing woodwork trying to drive a wedge between us.?

It's awkward as ****. I'm pretty retarded when it comes to sexual dynamics, so when when someone says 'No, your partner was right, I am interested in you, how about it?' I'm a little taken aback. When it happens three times in a month I'm alarmed.

;(

Milk-Man
06-15-2011, 11:16 PM
this is some gay ****

GreyGhost
06-15-2011, 11:17 PM
just epee them out of the way

Reggs
06-15-2011, 11:17 PM
What happens three times?

Daredevil
06-15-2011, 11:19 PM
im sorta lost

buize
06-15-2011, 11:19 PM
Can I send you a pic of my dick for some advice?

Milk-Man
06-15-2011, 11:21 PM
ranchers BF: that guy, that guy, and that guy have the hots for you rancher dan.
rancher dan: teehheee, no, don't be silly
guy(s) that has the hots for him: yes, I have the hots for u.

confirmed

I hope my cliffs have helped

Rancher Dan
06-15-2011, 11:21 PM
What happens three times?

I've been in a monogamous relationship for three years. In the last couple of months I've had people hitting on me, hard. The BF noticed it. I thought he was wrong. Nope, he was right.

My question was why now?

GreyGhost
06-15-2011, 11:22 PM
http://s-ak.buzzfed.com/static/imagebuzz/web04/2011/6/2/1/unanswered-weinergate-questions-probably-mean-ant-29949-1306992092-17.jpg

Special---K
06-15-2011, 11:23 PM
statistically, a lot my TW members are gay than have admitted as such



lookin your way Reggs

Reggs
06-15-2011, 11:24 PM
Is there any such thing as a handsome jew that still looks like an obvious jew?

Rancher Dan
06-15-2011, 11:24 PM
Milk-Man thank you for that cogent Cliifs.

Jahoda Duck
06-15-2011, 11:24 PM
where are you pics you ****ing *******


*:heart:

Milk-Man
06-15-2011, 11:24 PM
also this thread is the gay version of

I bet no one on TribalWar can photoshop my girlfriend in an amusing way. by SharpShooter - TribalWar Forums (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=634938)

and

[SO] 2 chicks at once by BadMoFo - TribalWar Forums (http://www.tribalwar.com/forums/showthread.php?t=634939)

SexxxGodSteve
06-15-2011, 11:24 PM
so you must be the ignorant girl in the relationship

every dude here has had this same **** happen with his girl.
some nerd at her job flirting with her endlessly
you tell her he's in love with her
"haha ewww no he isnt"
three months later
"he wrote me a letter telling me how he really felt"

and you know what we all do?
"haha stupid ***** i told you so now suck my dick."


so be prepared to just suck a lot of dick because that's exactly what's gonna be expected of you

Milk-Man
06-15-2011, 11:25 PM
Milk-Man thank you for that cogent Cliifs.

you're welcome u ****ing stallion u

buize
06-15-2011, 11:30 PM
How can you (straight) tell if a gay is hitting on you

bam
06-15-2011, 11:31 PM
It's because you're in a relationship Dan and your happiness is showing through so people find you more attractive.

buize: Gay guys aren't really shy about their intent.

SexxxGodSteve
06-15-2011, 11:32 PM
How can you (straight) tell if a gay is hitting on you

easy: is a man with a lisp laughing at all your jokes and hittin you with any kino or are you being negged to death by someone that looks like paul bunyan

Rorschach
06-15-2011, 11:33 PM
people like to **** new people