Jury duty....Fuuuuuu!!

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HypnosisFX

Veteran XX
Sitting in this hot fucking room full of stinky niggers,spics and white trash....half smell like hell

How do I get out of this shit so I can go home and rub one out.
 
Took me 2 minuted to figure out the court house wifi password to there linksys router...lol password is courthouse...lol
 
Do what I did. Tell them a long time ago you got in a little bit of trouble in another state and you aren't sure if it was a misdemeanor or felony. They tried asking a couple questions about it but I played stupid.

Not only was I dismissed, I have never received another summons since.
 
Stand up and proclaim loudly and with confidence,

Col. Mustard, with the Candle Stick, in the Observatory! Case Closed!

Do that as soon as you are called upon. Also, start and end all questions put to you in an Old English, Victorian accent, with prefixes and suffixes like "It's Elementary" and "indubitably!".
 
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