forced to decide between
A) a cool place to live with chill people (except quebec) who generally try to get along for the well being of eachother and general awesomeness but a boring history
And
B) a long history of civil unrest, Frivolous lawsuits, cool shit, major wars every 20 years it's entire existence, cops that put you in jail for years for weed, the south, the elitist snobby north, the world hating you, 2 polarized political parties only decided by issues religious fundies and nigger rich trailer trash who think tax cuts matter to them instead of rich people care about
I'd take a boring past and "not mattering" to Americans unless they beat us in hockey any day of the week