I'm getting married tomorrow.

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Jacabo

Veteran X
She's a supermodel. With a twin sister that is also a supermodel.
We have threesomes daily.
She cried when I told her I was going to stop fucking her supermodel friends.
We came to an agreement; She pays me $500 every time I fuck her supermodel friends.
Plus $300 If I fuck them up the ass.
Plus $100 If I bust inside any orifice.

Marriage is all about compromise.
 
Jacabo said:
He's a supermodel. With a twin brother that is also a supermodel.
We have threesomes daily.
He cried when I told him I was going to stop fucking his supermodel friends.
We came to an agreement; He pays me $500 every time I fuck his supermodel friends.
Plus $300 If I fuck them up the ass.
Plus $100 If I bust inside any orifice.

Marriage is all about compromise.
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Fixed. Thank you prop 8
 
You blew it:

Fact: No one who has ever had sex uses the word "orifice."

Otherwise, completely believable.
 
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