by getting you, your wife, and the rest of texas to stop being so horribly fat. i saw on the biggest loser that texas obesity costs 10 billion a year in additional healthcare burdens. so stop forking donuts and fatback into your disgusting face hole, you fat fuck, or at least get on that secession wagon so that the rest of the real America can watch you all drown in nacho cheese and kolaches without having to keep paying through the nose for it.