Hahaha.. I've had many encounters with cops due to speeding...
My favorite story of my own mistakes when dealing with cops has to be the time that I was following this slow ass car for miles... Every time it was legal to pass, there was either too much traffic coming the other way or the asshole sped up. Finally, he starts going the speed limit, but only because the speed limit dropped to his speed... A cop coming the other direction with it's blue lights flashing before I ever saw it coming over the hill, turns around behind me and pulls me over.
I was already pissed at the guy in front of me for making me late, and now this?! I'm thinking maybe the cop is gonna tell me I was riding the guy's bumper too close or something, which I was. But instead, the asshole tells me he clocked me going 63 MPH in a 30 MPH zone! I replied, "No the fuck I wasn't! I've been following that slow asshole going 35 MPH for the past 10 miles of a 50 MPH zone! Maybe if you add your speed to mine it might equal 63!"
I have a feeling he was gonna let me off with a warning till I said that, but I was too pissed to care. As soon as I had my license, registration, and ticket, he said, "You are free to go." I replied, "Go fuck yourself." and pealed out...
I'm surprised he didn't pull me over again for that... I'm sure there is a law against it.
Most of my encounters go quite well though, I am usually polite, aware that I was in the wrong, that kinda thing...
Another time, I was driving through Boston, and some hot red sports car flies by me... I wasn't sure what kind it was, cause it was going so fast, so I decided to catch up and get a better look... Bad idea. A cop appears out of no where, probably searching for the sports car, instead, he catches my station wagon doing 85 MPH. He pulls me over, I'm reciting, "Be calm" in my head, he comes to the window and says, "Sir, do you know... You know why the fuck I pulled you over!" I jumped at first, then shrugged and handed him my info... hehe.