Just got back from work

SL83

Veteran XV
Wooooo nice roads.

I love it when I'm doing 55 on the parkway in a blizzard (and *I* know I am going too fast) and some jerkface is swirving around me doing ~80mph.

I hope that fucker crashes and burns.
 
sorry sl8 but you're not cool unless you

1 whore irc from work like taxi
2 ask advice on how to do your job like taxi
3 insult everyone who talks on irc like some sort of strange taxi/nicodemioiuouiooiuioioius love child.
4  profit? 
 
Cognitive dissonance is an uncomfortable feeling caused by holding two contradictory ideas simultaneously. The "ideas" or "cognitions" in question may include attitudes and beliefs, the awareness of one's behavior, and facts.

The theory of cognitive dissonance proposes that people have a motivational drive to reduce dissonance by changing their attitudes, beliefs, and behaviors, or by justifying or rationalizing their attitudes, beliefs, and behaviors.

<SuicideTaxi> get some social skills
 
Aren't you from MA? If so, then ya..that's nothing out of the ordinary. On I90 the min is 85mph and I95 is 80. You're a joke if it's anything less. Snow means nothing to us.
 
I don't fully understand the responses.

:shrug:

I can help.

We don't believe you just came home from work, we don't even believe you have a job. We don't believe you drive a car, or have seen a road. We really don't believe that you made this thread, or even exist. Everything you say is the opposite of whatever you said, which is also the opposite of what you meant, which is the opposite of what we heard which is the opposite of what you thought you meant, which is the inverse of your original idea- which was a lie of some kind. You're like the dark matter of the internet.
 
I can help.

We don't believe you just came home from work, we don't even believe you have a job. We don't believe you drive a car, or have seen a road. We really don't believe that you made this thread, or even exist. Everything you say is the opposite of whatever you said, which is also the opposite of what you meant, which is the opposite of what we heard which is the opposite of what you thought you meant, which is the inverse of your original idea- which was a lie of some kind. You're like the dark matter of the internet.

I like Vanster.

Now I understand why Kevin Costner switched sides.

:bigthumb:
 
I like Vanster.

Now I understand why Kevin Costner switched sides.

Actually he switched back. The Pine Ridge reservation (Lakota) and Costner have been in a 4 year war over gaming (he owns a couple of casinos in Deadwood), and they are not on good terms with each other at all.

Costner is friends with my brother, he comes fishing to Dad's every summer. I think he's a royal dick.

Edit: Costner is a dick. My brother and Dad are chill.
 
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