I can help.
We don't believe you just came home from work, we don't even believe you have a job. We don't believe you drive a car, or have seen a road. We really don't believe that you made this thread, or even exist. Everything you say is the opposite of whatever you said, which is also the opposite of what you meant, which is the opposite of what we heard which is the opposite of what you thought you meant, which is the inverse of your original idea- which was a lie of some kind. You're like the dark matter of the internet.