wiping your butt and masturbation thread

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figured majority of the posts we lost involved those two topics

so discuss away

those of u who stand up to wipe your ass make no sense btw, dirty animals.
 
back to front is gross dude wtf

there is a wiping revolution coming. bidets will be common place here in a decade. someone on tw described it best, wiping with toilet paper is like spreading peanut butter on a shag carpet
 
I steal baby wipes from this this gay dude I know (he keeps them on top of his toilet, and he doesnt have a baby) and I wipe with them.
 
my wall is really close to the toilet so i just rest my feet on it.

my body is in the shape of a L LOL
 
i use soft toilet paper and rub back and forth on my corn hole until most if not all of the poo is removed. i like to masturbate immediately after a good shit and then get into the shower
 
bidets kick ass.

I went to this really upscale hotel in Toronto and the bathroom had a bidet. I took a huge shit then cleaned up in it (no idea if i did it right).

My ass felt wonderful
 
bam said:
I take a shit, masturbate, and then hop in the shower to clean up.
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You dont get turned off jacking off in a shitty smelling bathroom? I couldnt jack off after taking a dump. Thats how serial killers get poop and sex mingled together.
 
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