[How] To masturbate in bed with your wife [Next to you]

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BrokenWear

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #1

How to Masturbate in Bed While Your Wife Is Asleep Next to You | eHow.com

 

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Faze

Veteran XX

• Jun 15, 2009

• #2

you just do it. stop being so shy with your wife.

 

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RabbitRabbi

• Jun 15, 2009

• #3

If she was any bit of a wife worth keeping she'd tell you to cum all over her face.

 

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kharnal

Veteran X

• Jun 15, 2009

• #4

If she's denying you sex you just beat off right there in the bed and stare at her. Leave the light on, let her turn it out.

 

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NAT Mav

TW Racing++

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #5

This is what blowjobs are for.

 

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BrokenWear

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #6

leave it to tribalwar to not read a decently written work of satire.

i dont even have a wife.

 

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Vee

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #7

tribalwar.com: comment first, read and think about it later (or don't)

 

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Morbid

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #8

WTF? no video? lame

 

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Snake{TS}

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #9

i dated this Laotian (sp?) girl for awhile, she liked me to jerk off in the mornings, she would lay in between my legs and watch and masturbate, then play with my cock after. i was in heaven. then, she started fucking my business partner.

good times.

 

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Stilgar

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #10

"Avoid vocals. Although its sometimes nice to give a nice grunt before ejucalating, ..."
Well, I never!

 

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Evil Engineer

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #11

use her hand in yours

 

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Dresden

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #12

haha that was money

 

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arcadus

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #13

kharnal said:

If she's denying you sex you just beat off right there in the bed and stare at her. Leave the light on, let her turn it out.

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lol

 

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HelenKeller

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• Jun 15, 2009

• #14

this thread needs a ngfm anecdote

 

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SirBatesAlot

Veteran X

• Jun 16, 2009

• #15

stop right before finishing and make her finish you off for being such an inconsiderate bitch.

 

Plasmatic

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• Jun 16, 2009

• #16

I thought this was in the ho playbook?

 

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RabbitRabbi

• Jun 16, 2009

• #17

Snake{TS} said:

i dated this Laotian (sp?) girl for awhile, she liked me to jerk off in the mornings, she would lay in between my legs and watch and masturbate, then play with my cock after. i was in heaven. then, she started fucking my business partner.

good times.

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Gotta lock that down.

 

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Afterimage

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• Jun 16, 2009

• #18

Snake{TS} said:

i dated this Laotian (sp?) girl for awhile, she liked me to jerk off in the mornings, she would lay in between my legs and watch and masturbate, then play with my cock after. i was in heaven. then, she started fucking my business partner.

good times.

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Did he have "the look"?

 

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Fuzzy

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• Jun 16, 2009

• #19

Throw the cleanup device to an inconspicuous area of the room that is as far away from the bed as possible. You don't want your wife to wake up and smell the ejaculate.

 

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Flunky

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• Jun 16, 2009

• #20

HelenKeller said:

this thread needs a ngfm anecdote

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yeah, I am pretty sure he's talked about how to fuck your wife while she's asleep... I'd imagine some of those skills would be useful in rubbing one out while she's asleep...