Something drastic to lose weight.
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A guy calls the weight loss company and orders their
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the
door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around
her neck.
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me,
you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off
after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the
door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
ever seen in his life..
She is wearing nothing but New Balance running shoes
and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me you can
have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when
he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20
lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies,
'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door;
and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
that reads, 'If I catch you,
your mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the
door and there stands before him
a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe
dressed in nothing but a pair
of Nike running shoes and a sign around
her neck.
She introduces herself as a
representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, 'If you can catch me,
you can have me.'
Without a second thought, he takes off
after her. A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four
days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs
himself and is delighted to find
he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their
5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there's a knock at the
door and there stands the most
stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has
ever seen in his life..
She is wearing nothing but New Balance running shoes
and a sign around her neck
that reads, 'If you catch me you can
have me'.
Well, he's out the door after her
like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but
no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens
with him gradually getting in
better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when
he weighs himself, he
discovers that he has lost another 20
lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to
order the 7-day/50 pound program
'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone.
'This is our most rigorous program.'
'Absolutely,' he replies,
'I haven't felt this good in years.'
The next day there's a knock at the door;
and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there
wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck
that reads, 'If I catch you,
your mine.'
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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