i walked into work at 8am and my boss said "what are you doing?" i said "showing up?"

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #1

i walked into work at 8am and my boss said "what are you doing?" i said "showing up?"

and he told me to get the fuck out, its friday and its a gorgeous day, go enjoy my weekend

fuck yeah

 

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coombz

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #2

it's pretty nice here too

i called in sick

 

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GreyGhost

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #3

more time for the gay sex

 

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Paladin-5

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #4

another dude trying to bed you

 

Data

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #5

Fucking officers...

 

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NAT Mav

TW Racing++

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #6

You should have said "No U".

 

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #7

Data said:

Fucking officers...

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typical response from an E

looks like you should have gone to college EH????

lol

 

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Fuzzy

Veteran X

• May 1, 2009

• #8

and jesus spake unto thee, "right this minute thou shalt masturbate"

 

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Fancy Cat

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #9

it is an italian holiday but we don't take days off for the normally

but my boss is the bomb

 

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Reno

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #10

It's cloudy and cool and perfect out here, wish I didn't have to go to work

 

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Requiem

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Veteran XV

• May 1, 2009

• #11

are we the american people paying your salary? get back to work

 

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #12

you freedom insurance just took the day off bitches

 

Data

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #13

Fancy Cat said:

typical response from an E

looks like you should have gone to college EH????

lol

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Uh, yeah. College would have allowed me to avoid the service altogether.

 

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #14

Data said:

Uh, yeah. College would have allowed me to avoid the service altogether.

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only if you hate america

do you hate america

 

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Amadeus

Whiner

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #15

i hate america


do i get a prize?

 

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Glare

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #16

its been cool and rainy for the past 2 days, and its supposed to be that way for the next 5 days

if i wanted constantly overcast and crappy weather i would've moved to jolly ol' england or seattle

play my weekend plans off, keyboard cat

 

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #17

when midnight strikes 12 you do

 

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Fancy Cat

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Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #18

Glare said:

its been cool and rainy for the past 2 days, and its supposed to be that way for the next 5 days

if i wanted constantly overcast and crappy weather i would've moved to jolly ol' england or seattle

play my weekend plans off, keyboard cat

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Data

Contributor

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #19

Fancy Cat said:

only if you hate america

do you hate america

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I hate Mexico. Is that close enough?

 

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Got Haggis?

Veteran XX

• May 1, 2009

• #20

he didn't let you leave 59 minutes early?