You're talking to me all wrong...

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #1

It's the wrong tone.

You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron.

Hey, tell me, does your mother sew?

BOOM.

Get her to sew that!

 

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naptown

Veteran XV

• Jan 30, 2009

• #2

drunk in the afternoon

what a pathetic loser

 

Odio

Contributor

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #3

naptown said:

drunk by noon

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But that's okay, he'll be president someday.

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #4

Actually, I'm waiting on a phone call...


& then...it's off to the beer store.

 

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mmelmo:(

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #5

luckily my neck broke my fall

 

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RadianT-

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #6

You gotta keep on keepin' on

 

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mmelmo:(

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #7

i can see down ur shirt!

 

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[MoM] Gort

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #8

I'm your sister! I'm your sister!

 

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mmelmo:(

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #9

you're gonna stand there... owning a fireworks stand. . .

 

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HeLLrAiSr

Veteran XV

• Jan 30, 2009

• #10

you make me happy i'm not you

 

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mmelmo:(

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #11

dude! you were eating off it!

 

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disclaimer226

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #12

good movie

 

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RadianT-

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #13

Why don't you go practice fallin' down. I'll be there in a minute

 

blackpeople

REEEEEEEEEEE

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #14

homos naked etc

 

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mmelmo:(

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #15

so you're telling me that you're so ingrained in white trash DNA, that your facial hair just grows in naturally all white trashy like that?

i don't know what you're saying, but yeah... that's what's going on

 

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CERVICAL-KREMS

Veteran XV

• Jan 30, 2009

• #16

It's not a bomb, it's just an old crapper tank.

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #17

Joe Dirt: Hey man, you done with that apple core
Zeke: [farts] I'm done with that fart. You want that?
Joe Dirt: Maybe if it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass I'd take a bite.
Zeke: Yeah you probably like JR you queer. I saw your bumper sticker :Cowboy's butts drive me nuts
Joe Dirt: Is that right? You think thats queer? Is this queer?
[slapping muscles]
Joe Dirt: they're large and in charge and lookin' for chickies.
Zeke: You wanna back that up?
Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my butt and fight for air.
Zeke: That's it. You and me, lets go.
Joe Dirt: You know I'd love to beat your ass all up and down this place but I gotta go back to work.
Oil Rig boss: Joe dirt, your fired. Here's your weeks pay.
Joe Dirt: Dang

 

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DillingerEscp

Veteran XV

• Jan 30, 2009

• #18

Fngr. How many beers do you drink in a night? I want to know if I am better or worse at drinking than you.

 

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FngrBANG

Contributor

Veteran X

• Jan 30, 2009

• #19

Tonight I will have a total of 12 of the 16oz cans of Keystone Ice...


'Cuz I'm rich, bee-yatch!


Of course, I will start at around 5-5:30pm and go until 11pm. So that's about 2 cans/hour on average.

 

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Stilgar

Veteran XX

• Jan 30, 2009

• #20

FngrBANG said:

Tonight I will have a total of 12 of the 16oz cans of Keystone Ice...


'Cuz I'm rich, bee-yatch!


Of course, I will start at around 5-5:30pm and go until 11pm. So that's about 2 cans/hour on average.

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That is fucking sad, Archie Bunker.