Speaking of bathroom habits, how do you poop/wipe?

this is been done .. a longgggg long time ago.. started out with whether or not you rack your TP sheets hangin over or under.

damn zeph :\
 
in high-water seats, i semi-stand while bent over for maximum wiping area and minimum hand-dipped-into-shitwater.

in low water seats, i sit or stand depending on what i feel like. however, "standing" is not an accurate term... it's closer to a semi-crouch + bending over.
 
I stand on the toilet seat facing backwards, crouch down and shit.

This has reduced my miss percentage by about 5% from previous methods, with occasional catastrophic accidents.
 
anyways, you have to learn to perfect the rotation technique. This way, you get a full wipe with less TP. those inexperienced sometimes get the stink on their fingers, but i've always been blessed.
 
i lived with this pakistani guy who (somehow) used a watering can (like to water plants) to rinse off his ass when he took a shit
 
I wish I could figure out the magic formula that occassionally makes your poops come out so clean you could almost get away with not wiping.
 
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Another one.


I wipe my ass with your mothers chest.
 
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