I'm against the border fence...

You don't go any more.

They kidnap de Amerikens. Where is Natallie?

Craigslist has a travel forum, and whenever I talk about people being kidnapped in South American it makes everyone angry like kicking an ant pile.
http://miami.craigslist.org/forums/?forumID=42
But it's fucking true. Natallie was killed on Spring Break in Cancun. Other Americans were held in South America for years.

You'll still be able to fly to the fancy resorts, but I wouldn't go.

You want tropical? Visit the Keys or Hawaii.
 
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