was at the bar with the wife and some other couples. this guy was sitting next to me, and we were facing another table at BWW. every so often we kept seeing this huge guy lean over and obviously fart, but he kept getting this look on his face like he was getting away with something. well his waitress was at the table, he leaned over, and then this complete look of fear/dread came over his face, at which point I started laughing, and the guy next to me whispers, "he just shit". we sit there for a second, and then see the guy get up and head to the men's room. he was taking the short route around the bar, so we jumped up and ran the long way through the restaurant, and beat him to the men's room and immediately occupied the two stalls. we hear the door open up, and then he just groans and says "aww damn". I couldnt help it I started busting up laughing, and then removed the toilet paper and handed it to my buddy in the other stall under that little partition. I got up, flushed, and said, its all yours and then washed my hands and left. apparently, he rushed into the stall after I left, and didnt realize there wasnt any shitpaper....he never came back to the table that night, so we couldn't laugh at him or anything..
cliffs: guy farts all night at the bar and acts like he gets away with it
he sharts and me and buddy notice.
we race to bathroom and occupy stalls/steal toilet paper
we laugh, he leaves.