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DacTheHork
08-09-2008, 07:34 PM
The portents in the sky and spirits of the night foretell a great cataclysmic event in the near future. Be ready! For all shall be saddened by great grief as the end times descends upon our lands.

I feel a great darkness coming to overtake the eastern sky.

Gil
08-09-2008, 07:36 PM
the end is not nigh
I will not repent
your fear doesn't grasp me
like a priest's hand around my dick.

JodoFett
08-09-2008, 07:37 PM
Eh, it'll probably hit NYC again so I'm pretty safe.

Vanster
08-09-2008, 07:37 PM
I SO thought this was an orbital thread when I clicked without looking.

You got me.

consultant
08-09-2008, 07:39 PM
contrails...

Stealth
08-09-2008, 07:41 PM
Where's your tinfoil article with no credible sources?

Come on man, you should know the process by now.

JoMo
08-09-2008, 07:41 PM
You are not orbital.

DacTheHork
08-09-2008, 07:41 PM
Eh, it'll probably hit NYC again so I'm pretty safe.

The foretelling spirits tell of dire emergency in that area but I feel as though the big apple shall not be affected. I think it is time we look at 666 and the number of the beast more closely in preparation for battle with the dark ones.

JodoFett
08-09-2008, 07:42 PM
What does the price of Apple's first computer have to do with this?

Mudman
08-09-2008, 08:19 PM
I hope to see the end of the human race. To be apart of it would be neat as well.

Senty
08-09-2008, 11:53 PM
REPENT!

TseTse
08-10-2008, 12:33 AM
Why **** with new york, honestly? Why must the attacks and disasters always hit NYC?

We're the lowest crime rate, dammit!!!!

Senty
08-10-2008, 12:45 AM
It's all the black people our cops keep shooting.

jayvee
08-10-2008, 12:46 AM
Why **** with new york, honestly? Why must the attacks and disasters always hit NYC?

We're the lowest crime rate, dammit!!!!

No! San Jose is the safest big city in the U.S.A.

http://www.morganquitno.com/xcit06pop.htm

-raven-
08-10-2008, 12:47 AM
San Jose is a big city? :lol:

Senty
08-10-2008, 12:47 AM
No! San Jose is the safest big city in the U.S.A.

San Joe-see? Sounds Mexican to me.

jayvee
08-10-2008, 12:48 AM
With a population of a million, I would consider it a large city, yes.

Senty
08-10-2008, 12:49 AM
With a population of a million, I would consider it a large city, yes.

1 million?

awwww isn't that cute.

-raven-
08-10-2008, 12:51 AM
With a population of a million, I would consider it a large city, yes.

200,000 of them American citizens!

Seriously though, it's a satellite city of San Francisco. I don't think it should be counted on its own.

jayvee
08-10-2008, 12:55 AM
Isn't that funny? We are located just next to San Francisco and Oakland (really ****ty crime rates), plus we have a **** ton of illegal immigrants that cause trouble, and we still have less crime than you ****ers. Plus, we don't have the funny accents :D