[Contributor Status] Halp me TW!

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Amazon Jim

Veteran X
Dear TW,

Thanks for making my day go by faster while I surf the great topics everyone
posts, especially those of Orbital. :ftard: I'd like to become a contributor
but I was thinking of having a pledge drive or something everyone else could
get into as well.

I mean, I gave another TWer 8 bucks so they could go buy The Fifth Element a
few months ago and I was going to give others money too, but they failed at
getting me their PP addys. Now I'm broke and my tenants haven't payed their
rents this month. I don't have 10 bucks to give.

How can I make up the money? I'll do almost anything and take pictures.

Love,
Amazon Jim
 
Stilgar said:
Go blow some guy on the street corner.
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This is really not an option. It's quite a busy street.
Fireman X said:
Do you have female tennants?

Take pics of them :x
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Yes, and I will have some.
Brasstax said:
Get a refrigerator box and make a portable glory hole.
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Too big.
XTasy said:
killjoy gave me $10 to donate to TW yesterday :)
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Please send him my way. Thanks.
sarro said:
Get a tattoo
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I don't like tatoos.
m00ky said:
I'll paypal you $10 to stop posting
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Thank you.
Baby Bew said:
Stick a beer bottle in your ass and write "nolt" on each asscheek.
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I'll work on it. How much $$ you dropping for this?
Vanster said:
I contributed, I don't have a tag, and honestly don't give a shit.
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I don't really care either, but I feel left out. I don't have the confidence you do.
 
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