I think you just told us what the fuck is going on. What we need to know from Vanster is where he found a woman who has a vag made of rainbows and gumdrops that grants you wishes when you fuck it long enough. Cause that's the only good explanation for this.
APPLETON, Wisc. (NEWSCHANNEL 3) - A couple telephoned police in the middle of the night after finding a man in their basement covered head to toe in barbecue sauce.