What is a man to do? Baby on the way...maybe?

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Sp!nfusor Salad

Veteran X
As some of you may know im in a fucked up situation with that female who got pregnant and blahblah psychotic e[ispde blahblah mental hospital blahblah attempted murder blahblah...almost killing that fucker who may also be the father...

you should know the story by now.

anyway teedubians she is due Jan 15 and that means there is a good chance i may have a daughter around then. my dillema is about what the fuck is a father type person who is as fucked up as I am supposed to do? She is a whore... im psychotic... and I honestly want to somehow do my part if im the father. My problem is that the bitch is crazy and the shit is a minefield. How am I supposed to do any good at all?

I fucked up at the game of life... I am so not getting a bonus round.
 
you are in a david lynch film

you'll either end up amazingly happy or with your brains splattered on the wall and ceiling

pick one
 
I have cancer in my sperm
She's got AIDS all in her eggs
Gonna make a baby
Gonna spread her legs

Shoot her up
yeah shoot her up

Gonna make a baby
But gotta make it fast
My time on Earth is limited
Gonna stick it in her ass
and make a little ass baby
with a big old swollen bung
and some nasty looking nodules
all growing on it's lung

I have cancer in my sperm
She's got AIDS all in her eggs
Gonna make a baby
Gonna spread her legs
 
The first thing to do is get a paternity test. The second thing to do is to shoot her if it isn't your... and if it is.
 
what ways are you psychotic?

Put checks by the following:

Slave to duty -> A
Selfish sociopath -> B

Bad at sex -> A
Nympho -> B

Space Cadet -> A
OCD -> B

Emo -> A
Never can get close in relationships -> B

Mad Scientist -> A
Can't spell "scientist" -> B

Good in groups -> A
Cause power struggles -> B

Self-motivating -> A
Co-dependent asshole -> B

K, now if you chose A then be C. If you chose B, then be C. C is actually****END TRANSMISSION***LINEFEED EOF
 
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