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[beowulf] how did he get his p0wers

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Channel 03
11-21-2007, 05:11 PM
so he's inhumanly strong and things like this, but how? what's the story

sheeptaur
11-21-2007, 05:12 PM
protein nigga.

Vintage
11-21-2007, 05:12 PM
he is
































BEOWULF!

skysnipe
11-21-2007, 05:12 PM
Did you watch the movie? He's just a "normal" guy, but he just does heroic ****.

Channel 03
11-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Did you watch the movie? He's just a "normal" guy, but he just does heroic ****.

yeah i've seen it, and even read the part of the book where he fights grendel (they made us in Jr high) but normal guys can't swim a solid week or throw a monster like Grendel around a room.

Reggs
11-21-2007, 05:15 PM
He's not inhuman, things just fall into place for him.

bobett
11-21-2007, 05:15 PM
Beowulf is the Chuck Norris of ancient times.

Gil
11-21-2007, 05:20 PM
he's just badass.


he was born in the cold north, in a time when natural selection truly ruled human survival. He's the fittest.

MaD_ReBeL
11-21-2007, 05:21 PM
Beowulf is the Chuck Norris of ancient times.

i thought it was common knowledge that beowulf was the first of the Norris clan. Chuck is a direct descendant.

Plasmatic
11-21-2007, 05:21 PM
yeah i've seen it, and even read the part of the book where he fights grendel (they made us in Jr high) but normal guys can't swim a solid week or throw a monster like Grendel around a room.
A week? How about two and a half months. http://www.amazonswim.com/main.php

MiNiOn
11-21-2007, 05:26 PM
This is sparta

buize
11-21-2007, 05:26 PM
ron paul

Stits
11-21-2007, 05:49 PM
Did any of you ever read the book? He never did half the **** in the book. Hell the dragon (if memory serves) attacked him back in his homeland.

Noot
11-21-2007, 05:54 PM
Red sauce with pasta.

Stits
11-21-2007, 05:56 PM
Red sauce with pasta.

Can I come over? I'll bring some garlic bread and maybe if you're nice a chianti.

T-Funk
11-21-2007, 05:57 PM
he gets bit by a radioactive spider IDIOTS

Stits
11-21-2007, 05:58 PM
he gets bit by a radioactive spider IDIOTS

He gets bit by a radioactive spider. IDIOTS!

T-Funk
11-21-2007, 05:59 PM
He gets bit by a radioactive spider, IDIOTS!

Obscured.Cherub
11-21-2007, 06:00 PM
He gets bitten by a radioactive spider, you IDIOTS!

SuperTrap
11-21-2007, 06:00 PM
he gets bit by radioactive IDIOTS, spydurs