I have a house within trick or treat radius of 2 different elementary schools and get hammered by kids to the point where I need a shovel for candy. Because I still provide I require just a few things.
1. Wear a costume. Dirt smudged on your face and wearing a baseballcap sideways doesnt make you look like a cute gangster. You probably look like n9ne. Doesnt matter if you are poor you can think of something.
2. Say "trick or treat". When I open the door and there is nothing but open bags waiting for my shovel I will say "try again" and then I am slamming the door. You are already getting free loot all over its not much to ask.
3. If you are 18 years old. Get a fucking job and buy your own candy. First "kid" like that showing up will be handed a rake and told to rake my fucking lawn if they want anything.
4. Dont grab. Nuff said
I dont think this is too much to ask.
1. Wear a costume. Dirt smudged on your face and wearing a baseballcap sideways doesnt make you look like a cute gangster. You probably look like n9ne. Doesnt matter if you are poor you can think of something.
2. Say "trick or treat". When I open the door and there is nothing but open bags waiting for my shovel I will say "try again" and then I am slamming the door. You are already getting free loot all over its not much to ask.
3. If you are 18 years old. Get a fucking job and buy your own candy. First "kid" like that showing up will be handed a rake and told to rake my fucking lawn if they want anything.
4. Dont grab. Nuff said
I dont think this is too much to ask.
