[Hit it or Not] Earth-Prime Edition

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butabi44 said:
isn't superman prime supposed to be all gold?
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he's actually made out of gold kyrptonite, you fucking stupid dumbass. and there is flesh on top of the gold kryptonite that comes from the planet BLURNZIROPIA. and the flesh is a symbiote with a hidden agenda that plays along with gold kyrptonite SUPERMAN PRIME for now, but WHO KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE!!! also superman prime is married to a green alien with four vaginas, and in one of the vaginas is a uterus that is made out of admantium so that when gold kryptonite superman prime shoots his load into her, it can catch it without splitting her into two pieces of flesh (one half with two vaginas, and one half with one vagina, but it wouln't happen unless superman PRIME FUCKS THE WRONG VAGINA [SPOILER ALERT FOR ISSUE #687] and also she has bracelets with giant jewels on them and when she touches the jewels together and says "BY LIGHT'S DARK I SMELL A FART" two magical guns appear and one of the guns shoots whatever she wants except it is made out of water and the other one shoots lard, but the lard is sentient and it can do her bidding as long as she possesses the lasso of the archreich uberstrumpeter galavianromonastan. and together they fight crime.
 
Dude Loggy that was in the alternate timeline parallel universe arch that was actually a dream sequence of lex luthor's.
 
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