I drink 50 thousand beers a day plus 50 shots of vodka and 50 shots of tequila.
I am drunk.
I will always be drunk and there will never be a moment that I am not. You will not need to ask if I am because its is a fucking guarantee that Im lit like a lamp post.
My liver is like as hard as a diamond but I sustain it with more booze cause im LOL drunk.
By the way Im drinkin a clamato and bud and its awesome.
I drink so fucking much my farts come out in an octane rating its awesome.
I really didnt want to post this because then it might get out to the internet that I might drink and people may use it against me..*SNIFFLE*
I am drunk.
I will always be drunk and there will never be a moment that I am not. You will not need to ask if I am because its is a fucking guarantee that Im lit like a lamp post.
My liver is like as hard as a diamond but I sustain it with more booze cause im LOL drunk.
By the way Im drinkin a clamato and bud and its awesome.
I drink so fucking much my farts come out in an octane rating its awesome.
I really didnt want to post this because then it might get out to the internet that I might drink and people may use it against me..*SNIFFLE*