Afraid of Flying

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aiden

I've flown several times in my life, but i despise every minute of it. Is there something OTC that I can buy that will make me not care?
 
OTC - Over The Trolly. I usually get coffee and vodka.


But I love, love, love flying and always try to get a window seat just behind the wing so I can watch the control surfaces, flaps and thrust reversers.

It's awesome how much those wings can flex before ripping off and sending everyone spiraling to their doom.
 
Sit quietly and think about how aluminum fatigues after numerous pressurizations and depressurizations. If sitting over the wing, think about how you are sitting on a giant fucking pool of jet fuel, not to mention that you are in the engine's plane of rotation. Meaning should they become unbalanced and shell out, you'll end up wearing half it's titanium fan blades right in your fucking face.
 
I'm the same exact way.

I get off an airplane three seconds away from having a nervous breakdown just about every time.
 
finski i can't believe you got rid of your sig. plus thats a scary duck.

edit: don't be a pussy get a gameboy and a book.
 
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