Was Jesus the first zombie?

Risen from the dead...
...and what's up with his followers eating his flesh and drinking his blood?

Discuss!

fuck that was huge

Hrm... sounds more like a reverse zombie
The dead are supposed to rise, not rise from the dead.
And they're supposed to eat the flesh of people running from them, not have people follow them and eat their flesh.

Bizzaro reverse zombie jesus

Jesus was a mexican magician.

No, he brought some other people back before he died. (Lasurus was his name i think)

Also, Eve was a chestburster. And you wonder why girls are so bitchy.

bitch

Also, have you noticed that paintings of Lilith are always hot while paintings of Eve are normally ugly?



To compare:

Lilith:


VS

Eve:

kirby6510 said:

Also, have you noticed that paintings of Lilith are always hot while paintings of Eve are normally ugly?



To compare:

Lilith:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped....jpg/275px-Lilith_(John_Collier_painting).jpg
VS

Eve:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v299/kirby651/AdamEve.jpg

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I remember Lilith that used to post here and on the Sierra Tribes forums. She was pretty hot if the picture posted of her was real.

i'd bang a redhead with a snake fetish.

Hi. Hi. Hi. Hi.



I'm X-ray Cat. I've got super powers.



I can see through wooden doors
with my X-ray vision. Wooden doors.



I can see the criminal on the other side.



He can't see me, and he's committing crime.



I come along and say "I can see you. He says
"You can't." I say "Yes, I can with my..."



X-ray...



X-ray Cat.



"You can't get me. You can't get me."
"Yes, I can. Yes, I can."



"Yes, I can. Yes..."



The bananas.



I know a banana who applied for a job
as a telephone repairman.



Guy came and said "You want a job here?"
And he said "Yeah, I wanna get a job."



"You got the job!
You got the job, buddy!"



And then the beavers came. The beaver
started yelling at the other beaver.



The beaver started yelling at the other beaver.
He said "You stupid beaver!"



"You stupid..."

Pachacutec said:

i'd bang a redhead with a snake fetish.

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See what I mean?