Hey Sp!nfusor Salad aren't you dying of cancer?

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Beef Welington

Veteran XV
Go out and like, do something that will get you remembered forever. It's better than shaming yourself here on tribalwar.

Do like a mass murder or something. Or do a ridiculous motorcycle jump. You're above everything now. Make sure to post about it on TW. What the fuck.
 
yeah but that was only by accident because he was being such a loser.

like when you're lying there taking your last breath you want to remember taking pics of a shitting woman in a crazyhouse? Why not like stealing a ferarri from a rich person and joyriding?

Here, do you like George Bush? Do you care about politics at all? Like maybe you could be persuaded to kill him, or something? I dunno something to take your mind off of your doomed self.
 
Beef Welington said:
yeah but that was only by accident because he was being such a loser.

like when you're lying there taking your last breath you want to remember taking pics of a shitting woman in a crazyhouse? Why not like stealing a ferarri from a rich person and joyriding?

Here, do you like George Bush? Do you care about politics at all? Like maybe you could be persuaded to kill him, or something? I dunno something to take your mind off of your doomed self.
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FBI Incoming.
 
Grief said:
Uh, yeah, he already did. Good job keeping up.

Though he didn't got through with it. =\
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he did what exactly?

I mean remembered for a very long time.

Like rent an airplane and fly it over DC and drop napalm or water balloons full of poop or dead people from the cemetery or like set fire to a national park or uh uh uh uh hijack fox networks and make them play gay porn all day long

I want to hear about his adventures on national fucking news, not this website nobody cares about.
 
or like go to africa and hang out with one of those primitive tribes until you die or SOMETHING MAN YOU'RE GOING TO DIE IN THE LAMEST WAY EVER
 
Beef Welington said:
he did what exactly?

I mean remembered for a very long time.

Like rent an airplane and fly it over DC and drop napalm or water balloons full of poop or dead people from the cemetery or like set fire to a national park or uh uh uh uh hijack fox networks and make them play gay porn all day long

I want to hear about his adventures on national fucking news, not this website nobody cares about.
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Well he was planning on killing a guy that slept with his girlfriend. He was intoxicated and on xanax when he drove over with a loaded shotgun to scout out a location to kill the guy. That's something friends and family won't exactly forget.
 
Beef Welington said:
yeah but that was only by accident because he was being such a loser.

like when you're lying there taking your last breath you want to remember taking pics of a shitting woman in a crazyhouse? Why not like stealing a ferarri from a rich person and joyriding?

Here, do you like George Bush? Do you care about politics at all? Like maybe you could be persuaded to kill him, or something? I dunno something to take your mind off of your doomed self.
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forwarded to homeland security.
 
yeah yeah but
a) he didn't actually do it
b) think BIGGER

here's an example:

your girlfriend cheated on you.

the lame way: kill her boyfriend
the cool way: knock him and her out, have them wake up tied up in a stretching rack, listen to them scream and plead as the ropes tighten, don't completely kill them, just enough to be in horrible terrible pain, laugh and stuff, post vids on youtube, then take them and tie them up during the night on a big telephone wire crossing 5th avenue in NYC. Take a sniper rifle up on a roof and shoot anybody who tries to take them/you down. End with a spectacular and bloody ctrl+K and right before you die push the button that opens a box containing 1,000 dogs that simultaneously sets them all on fire so they run howling and flaming through the city streets.

OR SOMETHING.
 
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