You mean Pants in the North American sense, as in, outer garments, or in the UK sense, as in, panties/underwear?
It matters, it really does.
Jeans, slacks, chinos, khakis, trousers. I HATE THEM ALL.
What about bellbottoms?
Do you own a pair?
BLANK, YOU DAFT SON OF A BITCH!!!!!
I WILL FIGHT YOU PANTLESS!!!