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LOL @ Net!

Damn bro you always find a way to put things in an enlightened view. HAHAHA.
 
NetStalker said:
its all a matter of choices, and I find the females who get really angry about shit like this are the ones that have " great Personalities".
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I won't get into the whole male/female arguement but I will say this: personality is not defined by appearance. I have met plenty of beautiful, incredibly sexy women with awesome personalities. In fact, I'm meeting one at lunch.

Now, having done the gentleman's melodrama, here are a few for the guys:

Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.

Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your paycheck.

Q. How is a woman like a laxative?
A. They both irritate the shit out of you.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's' nipples for?
A. Its Braille for "suck here."

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

Q. Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women?
A. He died laughing before he could tell anybody.

Q. What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a pitbull?
A. Lipstick.

Q. Why do women have tits?
A. So men will talk to them.

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a coffin?
A. You come in one and go in the other.

Q. Why do women close their eyes during sex?
A. They can't stand seeing a man have a good time.

Q. What's six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?
A. Money.

Q. Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
A. They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Q. What's the difference between your wife and your job?
A. After 5 years your job will still suck.

Q. What's the best thing about a blow job?
A. Ten minutes of silence.

And finally...

Q. Why are hurricanes normally named after women?
A. When they come they're wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.


Remember, they're only jokes. Peace! :smokin:
 
Defensive? I dont know if U are talking to me or my cousin prophecy but it doesn't matter honestly.

I do not get defensive on the topic of women at all, why cuz just treat them like shit and they are yours.

but anyways you said ppl have seen your pic online and havn't said anything bad. Some are too nice, some have no taste. I am not saying your ugly, I don't know. Although seeing that you are a female online there is a good chance u are. Also alot of guys on here havn't had pussy since pussy had them so the do whatever they cam for female attention . . ,

" nah I think that hairlip on you is sexy, the guys you know in Real life are crazy . . ."

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Wonder if Jen has a BF, and if so does he have a computer and if so!!! HE LOOKS @ PORN!!! Its not even a question of if he does! HE JUST DOES.. =] But then again who knows she may be 3r337 like my girly and watches pr0n with her BF!!!

Could it be she diss'es it here publicly just so she can look at the p0rn with us!!! Don't be embarrassed :) alot of women like to look at other women! Doesn't make you bi- so cheer up sit back and enjoy with us and by all means feel free to comment with us, we won't shun you for being a girl!:p

=MOISTY=:twak:
 
Thanks Net, you proved my point, I have treated you with respect and you have continued to insult me, you don't even know me, wtf.. i am just tits and ass, right? wtf do I know?
 
Diabolic the reason the Great Personalities was in quotes I thought was self evident.


When the first thing someone mentions about a female is her personality, it usually means they are ugly


Whne they say she has a pretty face, it usually means they are fat . . .

I know there are many beautiful women who are intelligent and fun to be around but the first thing that one would use to describe them would not be their persoanality.
 
MostHated,

I am on my boyfriends computer right now, I know he looks at porn. I am not some naive simpleton that lives my life in a bubble. The point that I was trying to make here still remains, the comments made here about women are degrading, demeaning, and insulting.
And yes, I have looked at porn...
 
Jen I said there is a good chance u are, but said I dont know. If you are insulted cuz I go with the Odds then thats your issue not mine. I just get annoyed at the crusaders who jump on things like this. They Usually just come across as granola eating, birkenstock wearing tree-huggers who are more into teh bush the then the branch.

I am saying this in general so dont get offended this time.
 
You like it dontcha? hehehe

Porn = instant arousal gratification

lol
 
Its funny cuz i know just as many women as I do men that like porn.... I think Jen would really like to be accepted into our little circle, which we would gladly do without make the comments directed at her! I know girls who can more porn stars than me, I don't consider them one of the guys, I consider them one of the group.. Porn makes the world a better place for everyone. Whether you watching it on the TV/Net or participating in the bed room its the same difference, just one is more proactive and and you don't need to whip out KY... or maybe you do but that depends how freaky the girl is :) Why hate us when you can join us..

Girls are gossipy period, (don't tell me your not, its a general statement) yall critique women whether you realize it or not, sometimes cuz they look better than yall and other cuz they actually do look trashy or ugly.. so why not do it to half nekkid women.. least we mostly compliment. We'd love to have a girls opinion for once! :)

It must be a security Issue, im a guy, not close to gay, but if you were to posted a guy with a huge dick, id be like damn that guy has a huge dick! But he's still jacked up in the face and looks like someone whacked em in the grill with a wiffle ball bat!! =] But that wouldn't fit here cuz thats not whats arousing to us! But Im sure we are all secure enough to make the judgement!!!


Own3d with Intelligence!

=MOISTY=
 
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Something tells me Jen knows how to get freaky. Can I have your pic? Nyar! ;)

"I think the elastic in my underwear just melted."
 
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wtfs..get back to the pictures and offa this lame ethical discussion...y'all are really killing my wood. Damn.
 
Most hated..
Men and women are totally different creatures, I cannot speak for all women, but the size of a mans penis is not what gets me hot. If a man treats me with love and consideration, takes care of me, that is what wins my affection. My boyfriend does all of that and more, and for that he gets lots and lots of loving. Sex is reciprocal, one hand washes the other. My issue was not with the porn, it was with the comments made by the boys in this forum,talking about women like meat. To be honest, women don't need to look at pics of naked men to get turned on, so I don't think we get into the whole porn game like men do. Insecure, no, but do I like my boyfriend getting off thinking about some other chick? No way. Who wants their partner thinking of someone else when they get off? I think that is simple human nature..
 
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