That DirectTV Jessica Simpson commercial..

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ShartShooter

Veteran XX

• Nov 19, 2006

• #1

..makes me find her physically less attractive. I don't know what it is about the way she talks but I just want to bash her head in with a sledgehammer.

 

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elijah

Veteran X

• Nov 19, 2006

• #2

I would still have sexual relations with that woman.

 

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Vulcan

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Nov 19, 2006

• #3

makes me like her more.

at least she knows she's retarded

and plays it well

she's still hot

 

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Evil Light Bulb

Veteran X

• Nov 19, 2006

• #4

how do you play a retard poorly?

 

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Vulcan

Contributor

Veteran XV

• Nov 19, 2006

• #5

all i'm saying

is that if she tried to be sophisticated,

it would be worse.

much worse.

 

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Stealth

Veteran XV

• Nov 19, 2006

• #6

Evil Light Bulb said:

how do you play a retard poorly?

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that is my exact thought every time I see the commercial, but she still manages to do a shitty job.

 

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Evil Light Bulb

Veteran X

• Nov 19, 2006

• #7

and for the record Rainman for best retard ever :]

 

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Sircle

The Man Show

Veteran XX

• Nov 19, 2006

• #8

elijah said:

I would still have sexual relations with that woman.

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