[OFN] Dear Penis

dear penis,
i dont think i like you anymore,
you used to watch me shave,
now all ya do is stare at the floor,
oh dear penis,
i dont like you anymore.

it used to be you and me,
a paper towel and a dirty magazine,
thats all we needed to get by,
now it seems things have changed,
and i think that youre the one to blame,
dear penis,
i dont like you anymore.

he sings

dear rodney,
i dont think i like you anymore,
cos when you get drinking,
you put me places ive never been before,
dear rodney,
i dont like you anymore.

why cant we just get a grip,
on our man to hand relationship,
come to terms with truly how we feel,
if we put our heads together,
we'd just stay home forever,
dear penis,
i think i like you after all.

oh and rodney,
while you're shaving, shave my balls.
 
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Geck0 said:
Why, your mother asked me that after she got the mega shocker.
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You can have all the sex in the world with my mother, she is a grown woman and can make her own choises, as long as you didn't endanger her by putting her in that silly car with the wheel on the wrong side.
 
Since I know you don't mean that backwards ass means of driving your car, and mean your penis and possaibly testicals, I can live with that. Just keep that foolhearty right hand drive system away from my faimly!
 
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