[News] Boy trapped in refrigerator eats own foot.

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Male announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.
Female announcer: The white zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a red zone.

M: The red zone is for immediate loading and unloading of passengers only. There is no stopping in a white zone.
F: No, the white zone is for loading. Now, there is no stopping in a RED zone.

M: The red zone has always been for loading.
F: Don't you tell me which zone is for loading, and which zone is for unloading.

M: Look Betty, don't start up with your white zone shit again. There's just no stopping in a white zone.
F: Oh really, Vernon? Why pretend, we both know perfectly well what this is about. You want me to have an abortion.

M: It's really the only sensible thing to do, if its done safely. Therapeutically there's no danger involved.
 
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Shanna, they bought their tickets, they knew what they were getting into. I say, let 'em crash.
 
Tower: "Flight 213 cleared for take off."
Over: "Roger!"

Roger: "Huh?"

Tower: "LA departure frequency 123 point niner."

Over: "Roger!"

Roger: "Huh?"

Victor: "Request vector over!"

Over: "Huh?"

Tower: "Flight 029er cleared for vector 324."

Roger: "We have clearence, Clarence."

Over: "Roger, Roger! What's our vector, Victor?"
 
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