Wow, I think I want the "Black mushrooms RAPE" or the "Temple explodes the chicken cube"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Chinglish_restaurant_sign.JPG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f0/Chinglish_restaurant_sign.JPG
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinglish