So, my bud has been dating this girl for about 2 months now and he likes her a lot. He has been hesitant to bring her over here I think because I have a bit of an “in your face” personality and she is the daughter of a Christian minister.
Today is my birthday and he is bringing me a gift. He stated that he would be bringing his new girl with him. He asked me to “be on my best behavior”. This of course has forced me to get in at least one good shot. I need an opening line. Here’s what I have so far:
Me: Matt? She doesn’t have a hunch back. What were you talking about?
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Me: Nice to meet you Pam.
Her: My name is Sarah.
Me: Matt? Who’s Pam?
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Me: Nice to meet you. Hail Satan.
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Me: You’re not as cute as the stripper he brought over here last weekend.
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Me: Ohhh! We’re going to get along just fine! I love fat girls!
I don’t know much about her, only that she is slightly plump (though not grossly so), has long dark hair, and is very sensitive about her “minister” father.
I figured the best place in the world to find a good snipe would be TW.
Today is my birthday and he is bringing me a gift. He stated that he would be bringing his new girl with him. He asked me to “be on my best behavior”. This of course has forced me to get in at least one good shot. I need an opening line. Here’s what I have so far:
Me: Matt? She doesn’t have a hunch back. What were you talking about?
.
Me: Nice to meet you Pam.
Her: My name is Sarah.
Me: Matt? Who’s Pam?
.
Me: Nice to meet you. Hail Satan.
.
Me: You’re not as cute as the stripper he brought over here last weekend.
.
Me: Ohhh! We’re going to get along just fine! I love fat girls!
I don’t know much about her, only that she is slightly plump (though not grossly so), has long dark hair, and is very sensitive about her “minister” father.
I figured the best place in the world to find a good snipe would be TW.