I am a Sea Lion expert...Proof Inside!

Don't act like you're not impressed.

Why?

Would you like to see my lion
My friend Cecil is damp and smooth
A damp smooth sea lion
Yes, Cecil is a sea lion
(Cecil is a sea lion)

Cecil is a clever sea lion
Cecil sometimes swims
And often sits
(And balances multicolored striped balls?)
Yes, balances multicolored striped balls
Clever Cecil

(Cecil is a sea lion)

Cecil the sea lion is serene
He doesn't wear spectacles or a scarf
(No central heating or cement)
Well the whole ocean is Cecil's home

(Cecil is a sea lion)

I still don't get it.

I thought this thread was about invading england as nazi germany : (