[Shit Movie] How much cooler would hostel have been...

How much cooler would hostel have been...

...if the guy that looked like Joey from Friends snuffed the asian chick instead of cutting off her dangling eyeball?

Espescialy after that lame-ass story he tells near the beginning of the movie about the drowning girl and her screaming mother.

It would have made sense if he killed her to shut her up because the stress of the situation, combined with her screams reminding him of the screams he described in that completely fucking pointless story he tells, trigger some kind of temporary insanity.

When he was done he could have cried for a minute or two.

It would have been kind of fucked up.

It would have been cool.

Instead he saves her and she jumps into a train.
 
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it was ok. i liked the ending, cause for a while i was thinking "there's no way he can satisfactorily get revenge on these fucks. he's going to die, they're all going to be dead and i'm going to be pissed off"

and then he did so it was ok.
 
Darkness said:
it was a glorified porno with horror movie undertones

i've been wondering about that lately, the link between gore and sexuality in american popular media

cause there's always a hot chick in these lame horror movies.
 
Tribalbob said:
i've been wondering about that lately, the link between gore and sexuality in american popular media

cause there's always a hot chick in these lame horror movies.
they use the hot girl to make you sit through the whole thing, god knows thats the only reason i stay... of course unless you are with a girl, girls loves being scared and having someone to cling on to for protection which i think is the other booster for horror movies, couples.
 
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