I'm leaving for Cabo in 15 minutes!

Remember this line:

Hola munyeca, me llamo Tio Silas. Tu vives en mi corazon. Compre mi dos cervesas, y lleva me a tu casa. Confia en mi. Vamos a la cama, y deja su pago en la mesa de noche.

Translation:

Hey baby, my name is Uncle Silas. You live in my heart. Buy me 2 beers, and take me to your house. Trust me. Let's go to bed, and then you can leave your payment on the nightstand.
 
I knew you were going to say that, so I spent the past 2 hours thinking of what to reply but couldn't think of anything.
 
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