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BIBLE THREAD LOL

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hyung
04-06-2006, 01:40 AM
k i dropped my bible and now its on the ground :( do i burn it or wash it

Highfive
04-06-2006, 01:40 AM
Eat it.

hyung
04-06-2006, 01:42 AM
like a sandwich or like a steak?
do i have to boil my knife before i use it?

arcadus
04-06-2006, 01:43 AM
throw it in a bucket full of bleach

arcadus
04-06-2006, 01:43 AM
then drink the bleach

Highfive
04-06-2006, 01:44 AM
like a sandwich or like a steak?
do i have to boil my knife before i use it?
Usually one page at a time, but you can go Whopper-style if you want.

hyung
04-06-2006, 01:44 AM
what brand of bleach does the bible recommend
my bible teacher told me every single question of today can be answered through the bible

arcadus
04-06-2006, 01:48 AM
dunno i never read the bible
i think clorox should be good

Osiris
04-06-2006, 01:58 AM
The real question is, why were you holding a bible in the first place?

Pagy
04-06-2006, 02:00 AM
but it back on the shelf with the other fantasy novels like "lord of the rings" and "battlefield earth"

Hellsfury
04-06-2006, 02:00 AM
The Blood of Jesus cleanses away stains without bleach.

Dr. Love
04-06-2006, 02:00 AM
:popcorn:

Archimedes
04-06-2006, 02:01 AM
Roll joints with the paper. It burns nicely.

jonb
04-06-2006, 02:01 AM
i'm leaning towards a ceremonial burning of the tainted person and a flaying of the book

or did i get that backwards...

Breadman86
04-06-2006, 02:02 AM
Ground as in floor, or ground as in dirt/grass? Either way, you should be safe. Just keep reading. It's not like the US flag or something... sacred as it is, no one will care :)

zalientek
04-06-2006, 02:11 AM
MINUS THE BIBLE PLUS THE FUN!!

hyung
04-06-2006, 02:12 AM
but it back on the shelf with the other fantasy novels like "lord of the rings" and "battlefield earth"
nonono because it's pretty much like a loaded gun once you drop it, from what i've heard. and i've heard a lot :scared:

hyung
04-06-2006, 02:13 AM
The Blood of Jesus cleanses away stains without bleach.
the only place open right now is 7-11. think they'd have that?

Obibun
04-06-2006, 02:13 AM
I got kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once for moving all the Bibles into the 'Fiction' section..

hyung
04-06-2006, 02:14 AM
I got kicked out of a Barnes & Noble once for moving all the Bibles into the 'Fiction' section..
as long as they didn't touch the ground :shrug:

and drugs is bad :(