i hate it when my fortune is not a fortune

Gangrel

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Veteran XV
"the mind is like a parachute, it only works when it is open"

THAT IS NOT A GODDAMN FORTUNE

IT IS AN OBSERVANCE
 
i for one wonder why americans felt it necessary to have fortune cookies in chinese when they don't do that in china.
 
because it was a gimmick the sneaky little yellow people used to hook us on it

It's not like most chinese food served in America is recognizable anyway.
 
Your mind was obviously not open enough to accept a nonstandard fortune. You failed the test. You will not pass go. You will not collect 200 whores.
 
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