How did Google get so big?

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #1

Question!

 

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Kelven

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #2

Go fuck yourself

 

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #3

That's the response to all my threads.

 

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #4

Lessons learnt here: Never try.

 

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PeuswahBoy

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #5

It depends on the monitor / resolution you're using. Pro Tip: Up the resolution, and it should appear smaller.

 

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PeuswahBoy

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #6

OrangeGoblin said:

Lessons learnt here: Never try.

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Now you know!

And knowing is half the battle.

 

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #7

ah yep, that's fixed the problem.

cheers.

 

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HomeSlice

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #8

Go to google, type it in and hit I'm Feeling Lucky

 

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #9

I don't know how to use google.

 

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PeuswahBoy

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #10

OrangeGoblin said:

I don't know how to use google.

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Open your window, and yell "Google" as loud as you can. Repeat until you get an audible response. When you do, yell your search terms.

 

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OrangeGoblin

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #11

ok done. I hear sirens.

 

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PeuswahBoy

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #12

OrangeGoblin said:

ok done. I hear sirens.

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Good. Now, if someone shows up in person, ask them if they're feeling lucky. You will then tell them your search terms, and "click" them. By click, I mean punch them in the face.

 

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Pachacutec

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• Feb 28, 2006

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vaya

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #14

a virus!

that's neat, I've only ever seen diagrams of them before.

 

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Vlasic

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #15

google obviously got big because all they did was screw people

everyone know that all business does is try to screw people

 

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PeuswahBoy

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• Feb 28, 2006

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Vlasic said:

google obviously got big because all they did was screw people

everyone know that all business does is try to screw people

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That's illegal in most states.

 

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kwago

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #17

i would say simplicity and a great name

 

Flash

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #18

Creating software that doesn't crash frequently.

 

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jonb

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #19

do

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own

homework

 

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Iron Chef

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• Feb 28, 2006

• #20

Please update your account.