Stupid Brother Pothead Story

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Hugo

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I have a younger brother who is currently enrolled at the Univ of Oregon. Here's what happened in the last two weeks.

About three years ago he went to Germany for a year as an exchange student. When he left he was in JROTC, a staunch republican, and had a clean slate. When he returned he quit ROTC, went Green Party, and had become an alcoholic/smoker/pothead.

Within a year he had a DUI, two MIPs, and two distributing to minors. At that point he wasn't even 18 yet.

Luckily, he made it in to U of O. But, shit hit the fan this last month. Each term he gets about $2000 financial aid for rent/food/books.

He blows 2000 of financial aid on alcohol and weed in three weeks.
Comes to my dad, says, hey, I don't have any food money! Or rent money!
Dad feels bad, goes down to visit, gives him $1000 bucks for food and pays his rent.
Bro gets job driving a zamboni.
Bro blows $1000 in 2 weeks.
Bro calls mom saying he has no money for food.

WTF my brother has turned into a pothead loser.

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Cliffs:
Brother blows $3000 financial aid and parent money on weed and alcohol in five weeks.
Now asking mom and dad separatly for food/rent money.
 
houston said:
he's stupid and smokes weed, not stupid because he smokes weed

just to get that out of the way
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ding ding ding winnnnnnnner

the weed is a secondary thing, the primary thing is that he is a fucking toolbag.
 
Agreed. You can't "smoke yourself stupid" like some people like to say, you have to be stupid to begin with.
 
yep, he's a dick that needs a waking up or he may slide down

1/2 way through each semester, i managed to blow my student loan (mostly booze/pot). the difference is, i then got a job to make sure i could still stay in school and continue my education

thankfully he is young and will probably be able to recover from this
 
tanks, 'n it was actually Hymie

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not to derail the thread...do you know what happened in Germany to turn him into a slacker?
 
i dont know how anyone could blow 2 grand in three weeks on pot, you'd probably have to smoke yourself unconscious daily (unless you pay wayyyyyyyyyyyy too much). christ thats like 100 bucks a day

he must have drank a LOT
 
im sure if he is blowing that much money in two weeks that he is doing something other than weed... coke? x? oxys?
 
Breyer said:
Agreed. You can't "smoke yourself stupid" like some people like to say, you have to be stupid to begin with.
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u can't smoke yourself stupid but you can smoke yourself into "pretty fucked up."
 
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