[BREAKING] Card Factory Worker Has Neck Severely Sliced by a Playing Card

SL83

Veteran XV
Apparently he's in intensive care and is unstable. The card went quite far through his neck. Machinery malfunction or something.

















































Ok this is a lie.
 
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[BREAKING] SL83 LIED ON THE INTERNETS! THIS HAS NEVAR HAPPENED BEFORE! [BRACKETS]
 
It is a well known fact that Bill Bixby as 'The Magician' had the most effective card based weaponary.

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Bill Bixby lived in a private jet and fought crooks by throwing special metal playing cards at them. My friends and I made some by cutting and bending license plates. We would walk around the neighborhood firing them off at squirrels and stuff.
 
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