[Poll] When you shower....

SL83

Veteran XV
How do you clean your ass?

A) I don't clean my ass in the shower at all.
B) I just let the water drip down my crack.
C) I spread my cheeks and let the water run into my asshole.
D) I spread my cheeks and soap up the area around my asshole.
E) I soap up my hands, soap up my ass cheeks, spread them, shove my hand in my ass, and pick at my asshole until there is no more shit on my fingers. Then I scrape a bar of soap to try to get rid of the shit smell from my fingers and from under my fingernails. Sometimes chunks of shit comes out onto my fingers and I have to wash it off.



I do E.
 
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SL83 said:
E) I soap up my hands, soap up my ass cheeks, spread them, shove my hand in my ass, and pick at my asshole into there is no more shit on my fingers. Then I scrape a bar of soap to try to get rid of the shit smell from my fingers. Sometimes chunks of shit comes out onto my fingers and I have to wash it off.



I do E.
Remind me to not shake your hand at UVA7.
 
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