Schroedingers Emo: Your myspace friend disappears from AIM and stops updating his livejournal. There's an exactly 50% chance that he's just not online, or that he's killed himself. therefore the emo exists in both states at once. he will continue to exist in both states til you call his house and tell his parents you're from the internet, and are worried about your friend..
Schroedingers Girlfriend: Every cute girl you see exists both in a state of being single, or taken, until you actually make an observation that commits her to one state or the other. asking her doesn't count, because girls lie.
on top of that, it's a well known fact that a girls status has absolutely nothing to do with whether she'll sleep with you or not anyway.
Schroedingers Chinese Food: That carton of chinese food in your fridge... how long has it been there? has it gone bad? is that from sunday, or december?
Schroedingers Girlfriend: Every cute girl you see exists both in a state of being single, or taken, until you actually make an observation that commits her to one state or the other. asking her doesn't count, because girls lie.
on top of that, it's a well known fact that a girls status has absolutely nothing to do with whether she'll sleep with you or not anyway.
Schroedingers Chinese Food: That carton of chinese food in your fridge... how long has it been there? has it gone bad? is that from sunday, or december?