boy am i had a great day yesterday!

nolt

Veteran XX
i woke up in the morning a little bit early but i felt really refreshed. maybe that was because there was a strange dog on the bed licking my balls. my wife had already gone to work and had evidently left the front door cracked open. i can only guess that this was how this cute lass made it in to me.

i asked her if she was hungry and she looked up at me with those begging glassy disney-like eyes so spent 3 hours making a caserole for her.

she seemed really out of sorts so i rubbed her body for 4 hours.

i suspected that she came over from the new neighbors house which is over in some trees back in the woods. we approcahed the house ninja style but noone was there.

i threw her in the back yard and went home at like 4am.

this morning i got up and took her to petsmart.

yay
 
i always wanted to live in a tree like the swiss family robinson

then go on and defeat pirates with crafty tricks and exploding cocoNUTS

WAIT IS THAT A PEEPEE I SEE ON YOUR WIFE?>!
 
hahaha fucking owned!!

[strike]so was this the cute little massage needing creature?

yes it is safe to click on.[/strike]
 
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