[40] Help me TW, I need a good mid-life crisis!

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nSpectre

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As of today, I'm now officially over the hill and I just can't come up with a decent mid-life crisis. :disgust:

I don't like Porsche 911s and I already have a '69 Sprinter. I've had two sailboats for a good while now. I'm already connected into the Los Angeles art and club scene and have been for ages.

How the fuck am I supposed to regain my long-lost youth? :shrug:







btw, Happy B-day 2 me :clap:
 
I turn 30 on Sunday, stfu


oh yeah:

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Take up biking.

There's all sorts of cool ways to go with it and it'll help you make it to 50.

And it's more fun than dropping 60,000 on a car that people will think you're pathetic for driving.
 
hudu said:
Take up biking.

There's all sorts of cool ways to go with it and it'll help you make it to 50.

And it's more fun than dropping 60,000 on a car that people will think you're pathetic for driving.
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and its expensive as hell, so it meets the "blowing money" requirement
 
Meh. Bad suggestions so far.

I already have a cool car, so I'm not going to go out and dump tons of money on another one.

I'm thinking something along the lines of:

Replacing my entire wardrobe with the latest Melrose Afro-contemporary fashion.
Converting my freak flag into dreads.
Pierce my other ear and then start wearing progressively larger studs until I'm sporting quarter-sized bone sticks.
A retro-goatee and sideburns are in order.

What else? :shrug:
 
Gangrel said:
you suck at mid life crises

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Damnit! I've already got one. However I have had my next one finalized for a few years now. Just haven't gotten around to getting it. I guess I could finally go get the ink... but that's not very mid-life crisisy. :(
 
Kurayami said:
Maybe, but I don't think it would be like that for me.

I've honestly never seen myself making it to 40.
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Don't worry. You are in no way bad-ass or angsty enough not to make it to 40. :D

Granted, I've never seen your medical chart. :lol:
 
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