6 pieces of bacon is not enough

7’s the key number here. Think about it. 7-Elevens. 7 doors. 7, man, that’s the number. 7 chipmunks twirlin’ on a branch, eatin’ lots of sunflowers on my uncle’s ranch. You know that old children’s tale from the sea. It’s like you’re dreamin’ about Gorgonzola cheese when it’s clearly Brie time, baby.
 
GigaFool said:
if you weigh 300 pounds and you're not 7 feet tall then bacon should not be on your list of priorities

whatev. I'm gonaa pull a Diox after I hammer this Farmer John's maple syrup bacon.
 
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