Okay, Adam Corolla is doing much better now

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Wren

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Caller: What are your opinions of girlie drinks, and is it socially acceptable for guys to drink them?

Adam: Hell no, Girlie drinks exist so girls can drink them and get drunk so guys can have sex with them




also:

Caller: You talk a lot about your wife, is she ever going to be a guest on your show?

Adam: No, she's not funny.
 
link, i've only gotten laid once in the past 3 months, that's why

It's what I get for wanting a girlfriend.


Though maybe i'll post the last one, it was pretty funny.
 
Wren said:
link, i've only gotten laid once in the past 3 months, that's why

It's what I get for wanting a girlfriend.


Though maybe i'll post the last one, it was pretty funny.
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I want to TK you.
 
Hey Wren, I heard this funny story once. It was about some guy that somehow almost ripped his dickhead off in the middle of fooling around and bled everywhere.

Now that was funny.
 
Him and Jimmy Kimmel are both failures who were never funny. Its a shame to see 2 talentless hacks make it on TV.
 
I watched it the other night when he had Jeff Probst on, and he said something along the lines of:

"How come black people are called illiterate but if you're white you're just dyslexic. For once I'd like a black guy to be called dislexic and a white guy to get sickle cell anemia."

Nobody in the audience laughed and if you listen closely you can hear someone muttering "Jesus Christ..."
 
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