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Fancy Cat
08-05-2005, 10:59 AM
to break the ice

(great pickup line)

Feannag
08-05-2005, 11:00 AM
FC come to my house and teach my roommate some of those lines. The **** he's using now it cheesy and stupid, it's a goddamn wonder how he manages to pickup girls with tme (and he does).

Brasstax
08-05-2005, 11:00 AM
Try this one:

I am Fancy Cat.

RunningWolf
08-05-2005, 11:01 AM
Obviously your lack of wit has leaked into this thread as well.

Mr Jimmy Pop
08-05-2005, 11:01 AM
have you seen my baseball

Brasstax
08-05-2005, 11:02 AM
Or this one might work better for you -

I really don't mind those extra pounds. I consider them good value.

JDizzle4Rizzle
08-05-2005, 11:07 AM
I always go with "Smile if you want me to **** you in the ass"

Polarbear
08-05-2005, 11:13 AM
You're a pilot?

No Ma'am, I'm a Naval Aviator.

CrazyLEG
08-05-2005, 11:14 AM
"Honey I don't care about your face or body...only your mouth and ears."

WarAngel
08-05-2005, 11:19 AM
FC come to my house and teach my roommate some of those lines. The **** he's using now it cheesy and stupid, it's a goddamn wonder how he manages to pickup girls with tme (and he does).

FC gets chicks by being cute and wicked. Girls always respond to wicked, they think they can reform you :)

Feannag
08-05-2005, 11:21 AM
FC gets chicks by being cute and wicked. Girls always respond to wicked, they think they can reform you :)

Well my roommate's tactics only work on stupidity, and relies on alcohol to "seal the deal". But it hurts my ears when he brings one home and I hear the lamest **** tumble out of his mouth.

jb_
08-05-2005, 12:14 PM
Well my roommate's tactics only work on stupidity, and relies on alcohol to "seal the deal". But it hurts my ears when he brings one home and I hear the lamest **** tumble out of his mouth.

Can you blow me where the pampers is?

Fartypants
08-05-2005, 12:15 PM
hey baby

i post on the internet

Fool
08-05-2005, 12:28 PM
Draw a penis on a cocktail napkin and add your phone number (red pen works best). Fold the napkin into an origami rose. Hand to the girl.

Fool
08-05-2005, 02:39 PM
"Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the $8.50?"

Fool
08-05-2005, 02:41 PM
"I may not be the best looking guy here, but I am the only one talking to you."

Fool
08-05-2005, 02:43 PM
"C'mon, lower your standards. I did."

RebelToRumble
08-05-2005, 02:45 PM
FC come to my house and teach my roommate some of those lines. The **** he's using now it cheesy and stupid, it's a goddamn wonder how he manages to pickup girls with tme (and he does).

You're just a ******.....:shrug:

Special---K
08-05-2005, 02:47 PM
I just wear this shirt out
http://store1.yimg.com/I/yhst-37025177803217_1853_23976 3

nurp
08-05-2005, 03:07 PM
to break the ice

(great pickup line)
I thought it went


How much does a polar bear weight?

Enough to break the ice, hi my name is so and so...